Here it comes!

Hope everybody's ready for this Saturday! Here's my checklist:

• Last minute body building (2000 reps of 400 lbs should get me where i want to be)
• Lose 20 lbs (this shouldn't be a problem. after all, i've got all day thursday, friday, and most of saturday. that's only 300 miles each day of 17 mph cycling against the wind)
• Rent aston martin to arrive at reunion in. (ok, a nice lexus would do in a pinch.)
• Come up with interesting and funny fake stories about the last 10 years of my life (so i don't have to talk about studying, working, and watching way too much HGTV)
• Wax my eyebrow. (make 2 out of 1)
• Develop a british accent. (makes you seem smarter and more appealing. no one will ever know that i was raised in the boondocks.)

and plan B, if all that doesn't work out:

• hire a professional model to go as me.

-james